I have a little over three weeks to write two 5,000 word essays and yet somehow, I am not panicking. This leaves me completely baffled, as logic tells me I should be.

Well, I AM panicking, but the panicky part is running around a twenty by twenty concrete room locked somewhere in my brain. I do not know how I gained this ability.

I did manage to have a few tv breaks, of sorts.

( a goat, a wolf and Cold Mountain )