Duckie-turned Chicken

Iamachicken.

It's already been established that I have two, wonderful parents, relatively conservative yes, but more open-minded and tolerant than most. Then *why,* oh chicken-me, couldn't you tell them that you went and watched a show named QAF with your friends? You didn't have to fill in the full monty, I doubt that they'd be scadalized at a show about gay people, why or why did you, oh chicken,lie and say we watched LOTR? >.<

*feel stupid,stupid, stupid and lousy for lying to mum and dad, even if over most ridiculous thing. >.<*


In other news: was unable to describe full horror to Janine, Mel and Ralph, but was sent to see Trumpet's Mr. Noah's Big Boat on Friday for Manila Standard (after being threatened by editor). Omigod. I know is children's production, and puppets are cute and all, but am back in icarosewood nightmare...

Managed, however, to keep myself sane with my insane self...

Noah:Oh oh oh
They've done it again
Those filthy young men
who live next door
Me: (oggling QAF)You have no idea!

God (to Noah):The future of the entire human race depends on you!
Me: Isn't he past breeding age?

God: (something to the effect of) You are all my children, Noah. And you are a good son, w/c was why I chose to save *you* and you family above all others
Me: children, can we all say GE-NO-CIDE?

Mr. Noah: A rainbow?

Mrs.Noah: A rainbow?

Ham: a rainbow?

Shem: a rainbow?

jepteth: a rainbow?

Me: No, five asexual muppets who must fuck like bunnies and commit incest in order to repopulate earth. (gold star to little child in audience who figures that out)