Attention

Dear Friends:

As we all know this is a very BATSHIT CRAZY stressful time of year. Perhaps you are not getting enough sleep. Perhaps you are merely subsisting, as I am, on a coffee and sucrose-high. Perhaps, as consequence, your mind may not be entirely right, and as you would when under the influence of IMEIDS(Infinitely More enjoyable If dubious Substances), you may find yourself doing incredibly silly things.

Nevertheless, do NOT, under any circumstances, put Coke in your milk. It is not good for the Coke. It is not good for the milk. And I can assure you, it is not good for YOU.

Much concern for your welfare,

Elaine