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What do you do when, in front of an entire family gathering, your father asks you "what is a dildo?"

First, you, and the three cousins he seems to be addressing this to, freeze in collective horror, and wonder (alchohol allergies aside) what the hell has he been drinking. Only to realize that he's being serious when the kindly uncle sitting next to you takes it upon himself to explain to his big brother *exactly* what it is.

Dad then grumbles that you read too much. You retaliate by pointing out that *he* bought the very book you got the word from.



Is never pleasant discovering for yourself the extent of your parents' sex education. OO

The ever-famous book meme ^^

( snagged from Kae who snagged it from Jan )